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To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.
Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.
Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.
2 - Two blokes are playing golf.
Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
Peter Albertson is the definition of a unit. This man is sexy and outgoing and will take any risk. This man is not afraid to lose and will come out on top. Peter Albertson, might as well be god himself.
Someday I want to be like Peter Albertson
Peter anderson is the biggest junkie in the group and will steal your girl in a minute. If you mess with peter you will die
Timmy:look theres peter anderson
Bob:hes selling fags once again
When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
Hot nigga .Someone who's lit as fuck and gives really good dick. Very loyal. A1 personality. People person. Satisfies women. Likes sex and girls.
girl; he hit me hard yester night
girl 2; who
girl'; Kaura Peter Kimathi
He's a well build man with a mind of a child but that ain't to bad cause he's caring joyful loving smart at times stupid most of the time but very good at keeping a conversation juicy. If you cross him in a bad way just know you'll see your life flash before your eyes, he's not one to f with he'll hunt you down and hurt you. But if you stay on his good side you'll have someone to back you up if your ina fight.
Hi Peter Chalifoux
Hey brotha
Wanna go hang at the park
Sure brotha