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The nastiest pizza ever. Worst ingredients, worst pizza.
Papa John’s Pizza is disgusting.
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The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.
Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.
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When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.
Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.
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who ever said that black people say this is definetly not of color if you know what i mean. (they are white)
hey i am an idiot for saying black people say REALLY BIG PIZZA!!!!!!1
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A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!
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When your doing a girl on the rag, and you pull your dick out before you cum and rub her blood and pussy juice around her labia making it look like pizza crust. Then you jack yourself off onto it making it appear like sprinkled parmesan.
Instead of doing the usual "that time of the month anal..." I decided to give Sheniqua the Parmesan Pizza Crust.
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a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
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