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When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.
Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.
who ever said that black people say this is definetly not of color if you know what i mean. (they are white)
hey i am an idiot for saying black people say REALLY BIG PIZZA!!!!!!1
A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!
When your doing a girl on the rag, and you pull your dick out before you cum and rub her blood and pussy juice around her labia making it look like pizza crust. Then you jack yourself off onto it making it appear like sprinkled parmesan.
Instead of doing the usual "that time of the month anal..." I decided to give Sheniqua the Parmesan Pizza Crust.
a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
The act of heating up a frozen pizza by using a lighter to heat up the bite you're about to take, heroin style. (Like famous heroin user, Demi Lovato)
I ate a Demi Lovato Pizza because my oven broke.
v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.
George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.
Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*