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To give someone a pearl necklace (ejaculate onto their chest/decolletage) and then urinate over the top of said necklace.
"Woah I'm so horny, can I give you a rusty pearl necklace?"
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Jesus, my rusty itches something rotten!
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The process of a girl being on her period, not cleaning herself until the blood and discharge dries and crusts over, followed by a creampie and a vaginal feltching.
"Dude that party was sick! I heard that one guy was soo trashed, he gave a girl a Crusty-Rusty and didnt even know it!!"
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It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!
Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!
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When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft
When my wife performed a rusty cactus she shit down my shaft and it got caught in my japs eye
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The act of anal intercourse followed by gnawing of the providers penis. Teeth marks and blood must be present
a rusty butcher is defined as while mark is performing anal intercourse after ejaculation with Jane he proceeds to remove his penis from Janes anus and insert it into her mouth and Jane proceeds to gnaw on marks penis like a corn on the Cobb (gj) (dd)(sr) (cw)
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The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.
I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer
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