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When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds
You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing
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When your gum hurts making your tooth hurt like a chain reaction
I’m having a side gum tooth clink clang!
A shirt or tank top with a large hole in the side exposing a disgustingly huge fat roll extending from the titty around to the back.
Mark: Dude, did you just see that side-titty-roll peep hole on that girl?
David: Oh my god. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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an indication of arrival at a specific location or general area. Inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".
I just hit the east side of the LBC.
When I landed in L.A., I told my friend I just hit the east side of the LBC.
Person 1: Where you at?
Person 2: I just hit the east side of the LBC
Person 1: Cool, so you'll be here in about 5?
Person 2: Giggity
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Someday I'll see you again , your in heaven & I'll know you will be waiting for me until than.
R.I.P , " i'll see you on the other Side of the stars." .
I know you will be watching over me until then ❤️💔😇😭
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A democratic, environmentally conscious, feminist, who historically has the sense of humor of a doorknob.
"Wow, that lady over there has no sense of humor, she must be an Upper West SIde White Woman."
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A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.
My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.
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