Deviled egg with side burns

A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded

“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”

“I know sad right”

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Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

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Side gum tooth clink clang

When your gum hurts making your tooth hurt like a chain reaction

I’m having a side gum tooth clink clang!

side-titty-roll peep hole

A shirt or tank top with a large hole in the side exposing a disgustingly huge fat roll extending from the titty around to the back.

Mark: Dude, did you just see that side-titty-roll peep hole on that girl?

David: Oh my god. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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just hit the east side of the LBC

an indication of arrival at a specific location or general area. Inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".

I just hit the east side of the LBC.

When I landed in L.A., I told my friend I just hit the east side of the LBC.

Person 1: Where you at?
Person 2: I just hit the east side of the LBC
Person 1: Cool, so you'll be here in about 5?
Person 2: Giggity

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see you on the other side of the stars

Someday I'll see you again , your in heaven & I'll know you will be waiting for me until than.

R.I.P , " i'll see you on the other Side of the stars." .
I know you will be watching over me until then ❤️💔😇😭

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Pineapple Right Side Up Cake

A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.

My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.

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