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Sleeping requires closing ur eyes and falling asleep.
Jimmy closed his eyes and drifted to sleep
Getting 3-4 hours of sleep a night is the average for Zara and Jess.
Sleep;; you get non
To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.
John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn
Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep
I can't...
Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
Sleep refers to either 2 things.
One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.
Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."
Example 2:
Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."
A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.
I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.
Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday
a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”