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To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma
Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
When you are stuck in between 2 sweaty Indian men/women.
Last night I got curry smashed and now I smell like spicy disappointment
Another way of saying anal sex.
Last light I was with Stephanie and she let me smash the gas.
The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
When someone has sexual intercourse with a previous partner's friend because they are angry at their previous partner 'getting' with someone else.
Millie see's Orlando getting with Jennifer.
Harry to Millie "Sorry to see your previous partner and my friend, Orlando getting with Jennifer"
Millie to Harry "I'm pretty upset"
Harry to Millie "Wanna rage smash?"
Millie to Harry "Ok"
Another word for condom
Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...
Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!