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A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).
When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.
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Do you go to toms river high school south
No, I'm white!
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When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
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A phrase used when a dirty secess is mouthing off to their northern superior.
Okay, so I talk fast. But if you keep making fun of it I'm gonna smack the south right outta you.
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A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room
Yo my buddy gave me a south carolina mud pie last night it was so nice
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Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.
There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?
*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."
A school that is mainly known for its football team that is pretty decent. Most of the kids who go to school there are unfortunately considered stuck-up from other students in the area. But the Jaguars don't care!
This is also THE high school in Blue Springs, Missouri. Blue Springs High School just wishes it could be us.
If I could go to any high school in Missouri, it would definitely be Blue Springs South High School.
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