Person 1: look at those normal citizens
Person 2:nah they just straight people
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The second straightest man alive
βDidnβt you see straight rod last night? He gets mad poon.β
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Someone who is super straight uses this as an excuse to be transphobic
Person 1: I hate people who are super straight
Person 2: Me too!
Person 3: Me three!
Person 4: Me four!
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An invalid 'sexuality' that discriminates against Transgender people.
People that refuse to admit they are transphobic by justifying with:
A. 'I want to have children with them' - incredibly rude to infertile women.
B. 'I want someone with the right chromosomes' - what are you gonna do, test everyone you get with's chromosomes.
C. 'I want a real woman' - blatantly transphobic.
"Yeah I am straight, but I would prefer to date cisgender people"
"Oh so you are Super Straight"
"No bc I am not transphobic, nor an idiot"
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When a person says they are Super Straight they really mean homosexual. Itβs a secret way of bringing out their homosexuality
Hey guys Iβm Super Straight and I just got a boyfriend/girlfriend!
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Super Straight, or SS, is a made-up sexuality that was made to justify homophobia.
Jake: *puts Super Straight flag as pfp*
James: Why did you change your profile pic? That's messed up dude.
Jake: nah ur just a simp
James: nah you're just too insecure to accept others.
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closested gay people who use this term to express to others thats they are a βsour like funky smol gayβ most of them have a toe kink, no matter the gender these mother fuckers hail satan.
jack: ayo bro im super straight
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky
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