pocket syndrome

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets

Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!

The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.

Spy Syndrome

A situation where a Spy player will end up dying after every attempt at making a play, whether of not that play was successful.

I can't get a KDR higher that 1:1 because of this god damn Spy Syndrome.

Jayne Syndrome

A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:

* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.

Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"

WASD Syndrome

A restless state of dream sleep where you struggle to play a video game, typically experienced after a long gaming session in waking life

Trump: Man, I kept dreaming that my KD dropped below 1 and I couldn't sort it out. Totally ruined my sleep.
Hillary: Sounds like a case of WASD Syndrome :)

Quirky syndrome

Feeling the need to be quirky at all Cost to the point where its a mental illness. Usually pleases boys with mommy issues.

She always mentions how artsy she is she has quirky syndrome

TREAY SYNDROME

The art of not doing. The inability to motivate yourself, but still able to achieve desired result. A passenger of life with first class seats.

Bill - "I didn't see you do any work, but you still got top grades"

Charlie - "Yeh, I have Treay Syndrome"