A handjob by an American landwhale.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.
Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.
1. : Meter maids of false creek taking families dingies from public docks and holding them for ransom.
2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC
The R.G. Mc Bacon is back in the creek after there donut run.
When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!
The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.
Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.