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lax bro

THE HOTTEST BOYS IN THE WORLD. They get all the girls and can bang anyone they want

Bro: Yo come here lets bang
Girl: Of course, your a hot lax bro

by ilovelaxbros<3 June 2, 2011

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bro shower

A rite of custom widely practiced in both Europe and North America where two or more heterosexual male friends take a shower together. Once the participants are undressed and under the running water together, one or more of the men will pee on the chest of the other men present in a display of acceptance and trust. It is widely regarded as a faux pas to direct the urine stream away from one's showermate(s) (i.e. towards the drain) as it is generally perceived as an affront to the bonds of friendship.

In recent years, the bro shower has grown wildly in popularity and has mostly replaced the antiquated handshake as the standard way of bonding with another heterosexual male.

"You seem like a pretty chill dude. Why don't we go to my place for a bro shower together to make this friendship official?"

by Gay Abortions September 19, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


bro tool

It is a type of german sex toy, often used in german shise movies.

That german shise movie had an amazing use of a bro tool in it...

by Googey maroo January 15, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bro Blocking

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.

"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".

by danweick September 14, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


lifted [bro]

Sick and Lifted Bro. Black spiked hair, flat bill, trucker hat, black flys, silver star jersey or famous stars and straps, and dickies shorts. Usually shops at Tilly's. Nautical star tattoo or an iron cross on fire. Drives a lifted F-150 or Silverado. Maybe a Dirtbike in back. Tan girlfriend with large breast popping out of white "skin" tank top or wife beater. Look for them in Riverside or on main street in HB.

That sick fool is super lifted bro with his fabtech chevy.

by Nipple Threat September 13, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey bro

someone who doesn't just play the game of hockey but lives the life style and embraces the culture of hockey. A hockey bro uses slang terms such as twig, bucket, mits, visy, shouldy, dangles, ect, and started playin puck at a very young age.

Hockey bros are usually dress in wife beaters under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, a pair of nike mids, long straggly hair, and a flat rim cap.

Hockey bros are mad chill when it comes to girls, they may sleep with pieces of white trash, but can always redeem themselves with a nice catch at a party after a game. Puck bunnies are commonly found with hockey bros at rinks and at hockey bro parties. hockey bros will eventually end up marrying there special puck bunny that will willing b in the kitchen 24/7 making him a sandwich.

hockey bros usually come together for a game of hard core puck, or mayb a pick up game of road puck in a driveway.

the hockey bro culture is very close wit the lax bro cultre and commonly chill wid eachother from time to time. mayb have a lax sesh or a game of puck with one another teams.

overall the hockey bro life is the way to go.

sidney crosby is NOT a hockey bro

by hockeybroforlife0017 August 23, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


bro-job

A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.

I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!

by eda-skip July 7, 2022

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