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derived from the bee movie; two cocky men pretending to be more than they are; now it has come to describe a gay couple on pintrest
look at these two... couple of hive harries
A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.
Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris
Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.
"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."
a euphemism for masturbation.
my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!
A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.
Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.
Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.
"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."
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reminds me of duplicity and it's the hottest harry styles era
frat boy harry is so hot
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