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Harry Potter Simp

A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.

Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.

by Isimpforharrypotter January 01, 2021


Ol' Connor Harris

A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.

Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris

by RealWordsRealTime April 03, 2017


Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

by Risown January 29, 2009


frat boy harry

reminds me of duplicity and it's the hottest harry styles era

frat boy harry is so hot

by amanda aka harry gf November 09, 2021


harry rodgers

a person who drinks loads of mountain dew andis the best ever at halo and halo 2

harry rodgers the straight guy

by 1985 chrysler lebaron March 30, 2005


Harry Potter sucks

False, Twilight does.

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*

by cakeoroverdose September 05, 2010


Harry Potter Special

That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!

That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.

by Dick Bigknife August 03, 2007