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A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.
Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.
A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.
Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris
Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.
"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."
reminds me of duplicity and it's the hottest harry styles era
frat boy harry is so hot
a person who drinks loads of mountain dew andis the best ever at halo and halo 2
harry rodgers the straight guy
Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*
That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!
That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.