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Matthew

Matthew is a generous person he fine and short and dark skin. Matthew are the best boyfriends in the world I suggest that Matthews date Esthers because they belong together. Esther are outgoing and sweet just like Matthew. All females need a Matthew in their life

Girl 1- hey girl 2 did u see Matthew

Girl 2- yea I did he looking good today

by I’m the right one November 4, 2019


Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).

Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao

by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021


Matthew

A guy raging for no reason.

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.

by Rufertei August 9, 2022


Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.

Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head

by Crust crab rapist February 4, 2019


Matthew

related to incest.
that’s all.

person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again

by sandymannnnnn May 26, 2019


Matthew

Matthew is a sweet, nice, cute loving guy, mostly to have brown curly hair and nice brown eyes. Matthew also is very athletic, and tall. Matthew is very loving when is a relationship, very caring, and always there for you whenever you need him. He’s shy when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, He’s so funny and silly.

Matthew is my world! <3

by Flu3e June 12, 2021


Matthew

Guy with big floppy Wang.

Hey I heard Matthew be packing

by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021