A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices
Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts
A form of sex toy or pleasure method used in sexual intercourses
Also known as 'Taco Bell Come Down'..
When diarrhea crosses the line from liquid to minor solids, causing the sphincter to repeatedly open and close whole vacating ones bowls.
'That crunchwrap supreme was tasty as anything but the ring flutter I've had for the last 48h was anything BUT supreme!'
A fluttering of the anus, either in the form of flatulence or of a post Taco Bell experience.
He had Taco Bell on Friday and still has ring flutter today, so he has called in sick.
The repercussions of Taco Bell.
He had Taco Bell on Friday and has ring flutter, so he called in sick.
The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.