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Ghetto ass school filled with fags, annoying Haitian and Dominican bitches, the common hoodrat whore you'll find everywhere you look, and the annoying ass ghetto males. (And the morbidly obese freshman hoe that waddles in the halls everyday) Don't forget the fight that happens every 1.5 days, the fatass principal got knocked to the floor one time trying to pull two hispanics apart. And someone tell that animal behavior teacher bitch that she's the laziest whore to ever step foot in that shithole, while the Spanish teacher is a pedofile that has his students burp and kiss people on video for a grade (Jesus Christ I wish this were fake).
The hallways always smell like weed and shit, and the infrastructure is at least a hundred and fifty years old. And some of the classrooms on the shitty part look like catholic torture dungeons from the inquisition.
Drop a hydrogen bomb on this fucking place. Ratchets everywhere.
"Dawg, they was smokin' and fuckin' in the gender neutral bathroom."
"No shit, it's West Orange High School."
Pueblo West High School is filled to the brim with scum sucking cretins. Whether they're a DECA kid, (goblins and punks stuffed into business attire) or a jock who never really left middle school (I'm looking at you, C.R.) chances are slim you'll have any fond memories of the time you spent with them. If you're like me, and you hung around these miserable excuses for human beings for four years, you'll probably relish the time you spend in the bathroom because it is so delightfully fucking quiet.
That's not to say that everyone at the school is a depressingly useless parody of humanity. In fact, there is the occasional brilliant, interesting person populating the halls. An IQ over 90 makes you a mental giant around here, a vibrant beast among pale gray sacks of organic material that are far more interested in things like Jersey Shore and the rims on their truck than any sort of mentally stimulating pursuits. These semi-dormant lumps of decomposing flesh inevitably suffocate anything remotely unique by virtue of sheer weight.
But I guess it's not that bad. We've only had two known murderers attend this school in the last year. And only one of them shot someone's dad.
Fuck man. That's horrible. I'm really sorry to hear that... Listen, if you need anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you just gimme a call, aight? Even if you just wanna talk. Fuck, man. Pueblo West High School. That fuckin' sucks. No one should have to go through that. Fuck.
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to gang bang on the west coast
usually done in Compton California
homie #1:yo g was up
homie #2:word dawg
#1:lets go motha f****** west coast gang bang boi
#2:word dawg fo'motha f****** sho
#1 and 2 at same time:yea son WEST COAST!! my n****
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1. A black chasm of a school which, due to the district apportioners of johnston county, is able to steal the souls of all high school students within a 30-40 mile radius. Cause of serious uprisings and riots among the population of johnston county (especially McGee's Crossroads, 4042 and Benson).
2. A nazi training camp disguished as a public school whose mission is to brainwash the students in attendence and subject them to being "on the prowl with excellence."
3. Johnston County Central Prision.
That school up there on that yonder hill, yea, the one with the teal roof in the shape of a swastika, I heard them there people burned crosses and whatnot inside the school. I'm glad my chilluns go to South Johnston. Those kids fight fire with guns.
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This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.
"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"
reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"
"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"
reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"
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The local high school for West Linn, Oregon.
While a lot of the students are particularly wealthy, very few of them actually brag about it, as everybody seems to exaggerate. The people who usually write these definitions are usually the rich snobby types who get arrested for doing extremely stupid things and then wondering why.
The teachers are actually very good, but some students (see above) dislike them simply because they openly oppose them.
There are some really cool people at this school, though, amid the crowds of students. Though there are quite a few people who do/have done drugs, they generally are cool people, once you get past that. This usually has to do with the fact that these people do have a lot of money, with parents who have full time jobs meaning they're never at home, so the kids get bored with having everything and being good. Thus, they go do drugs.
There are a good chunk of students that are about middle class, but since people only come on here to rant because they got picked on, you never hear about them. There are some snobby people in this group, but for the most part they're pretty cool, down-to-Earth people.
tl;dr, WLHS is actually a pretty good school to go to. People just complain constantly because they do bad things and can't figure out why they're in trouble.
Kid 1: West Linn High School seriously sucks, man. I kicked over a trash can and a teacher actually had the NERVE to reprimand me! (This is an unrealistic representation since the people who usually do these things probably can't even define 'reprimand')
Kid 2: Yeah, I know, right? It's like they actually expect us to be GOOD and stuff!
or
Kid 1: I got this awesome new laptop for Christmas, and I'm super excited about it!
Snob: Oh you rich people always go on about all your nice fancy stuff because you're all rich and stuff.
Kid 1: Actually, my family had to scrape together the money for this.
Snob: You're a jerk for even trying to talk back to me. Not worth MY time! *goes off to smoke something*
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The greatest school in the world, with the greatest people in the world. Where Warriors are never in short supply, and everyday is awesome. settled right smack dab in the middle of no freakin where, on highway 11. so much better than walhalla and seneca, yeahh. entertainment? ha. hanging out in the old goodies parking lot, or muddin. fishin and huntin should be varsity sports. the band is amazing, even though the football team sucks. jrotc and wrestling are awesome, and lunch is everyone's favorite subject. West Oak: home of the warriors.
Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: Im a WARRIOR!
Boy: Man, i wish i went to West Oak High.
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