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When you are masturbating and you get a surprise causing you to blow your load.
I was having a cheecky wank and Mike surprised me and I did a flying peacock!
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Nino Made A Song Called "Fly-Ish"
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www.reverbnation.com/thisisnino
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When a group of guys ejaculates on a bed and throws a passed out drunk chick on the bed and upon waking, the chick is stuck to the bed.
Amy was fly papered last night by the football team and is still stuck to the bed.
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some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.
your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"
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a purple monkey who fly's into you're house and steals you're pizza while you're not looking
"where did the last slice of pizza go" "it was the flying pizza monkey he took it" "ok buddy back to the institution for you"
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Steps: 1. Get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
The other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. We huddled up and began to spread out. Within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. One of the girls exclaimed "I think we were just caught in a PENIS FLY TRAP!....and I am loving it!!"
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The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.
Mary: "Do you believe in god?"
Sue: "Yeah I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster!"
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