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Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired

"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"

by OncaPardus August 15, 2012

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willie walk again

any para or quadraplegic

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

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Day walking Yuppie

People that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. They wear Ford Hoodies and Flannel and claim to listen to metal but Only ride British motorcycles, drink Starbucks, Eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.

person 1: Hey you want to see if Brian wants to go to the Rob Zombie Concert.

person 2: Hell no he is a Day walking Yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our asses kicked.

by G-man 666 December 4, 2009

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my tightrope to walk

A phrase concerning a responsibility of oneself, usually along the lines of being a personal burden or curse. A synonym to "My cross to bear"

I hate being the designated fat girl of the group, but I know that it is my tightrope to walk

by Roitz October 22, 2010

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cock o' the walk

A phrase used to describe a person who is "too cool for school".

"Sir may I get your autograph", "Nahh, i'm the cock o' the walk baby".

by Spencer Heath November 6, 2007

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walk up song

Popularized by MLB, a walk up song is a song played when a person steps up to the plate or a similar position of taking care of business.

Andrew: "Hey Jim, what's your walk up song?"

Jim: "Born To Run by the Boss."

by Zweibel September 16, 2014

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walk toward the light

To die

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week

by DonH October 2, 2003

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