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Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"
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Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself
Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out
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Getting lucky in an extremely random way
That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.
Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
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Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.
Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.
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When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.
Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
Best show in da frickin' world... About 4 turtles with deadly martial art weapons. Like Nunchuku, Bo staff, Sai and Katana. Pretty cool shite there man!
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!
TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days
So.. What da shell?
teenage mutant ninja turtles best show ever.. They could own Dragon ball Z and all those power rangers and that homo face ben 10 crap! Thats the facts jack..
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