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an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back
hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?
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A ghetto high school in the poor suburban area of Federal way, where 90% of the students are in possession of drugs. the school receives bomb threats weekly, if you go here, you will be shot. don't send you're child here.
'how did you get shot?!
"i went to federal way high school"
"oh"
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someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.
i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.
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I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?
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BLACKPINK they paved their own way😌
“Who paved the way?”
“BLACKPINK, THEY PAVED THEIR OWN WAY!!”
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When something is funny that could be offensive, but not intentionally.
Dude, so I was looking at your Facebook to see what bands you listen to, and I saw it said 'Interested in: Women', and it was kind of funny. Not in the bad way, but in a prudence lol'd way.
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Used to describe a situation that, regardless of how much time or effort is put into it, is very unlikely to be completed or produce a favorable result.
Originated from the idea that the 7 days of the week continue to loop endlessly after Sunday.
You can ask Jenny out seven ways 'till Sunday, Bob, but I doubt she'll ever say yes.
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