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A wackin willy is the power of the mind that controls hormones and sends and receives them, wackin Willy sends sex particles to the penis to make it firm.
“ Damn bro I’m gonna go home and focus on wackin Willy so I can exercise my right arm for 20 minutes.”
Kill a homosexual (American)
Yesterday my friend and I decided we wanted to smoke a willy
A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone
Guy: I dont care lmao.
Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum
A handjob enthusiast or connoisseur
Friend: did you guys have sex?
Me: No! She only gives handjobs, she’s a bit of a Willy Chopper
keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink
omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!
When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
When you give a wet willy, but you use your ass sweat to provide the moisture
Cathy, how was your summer?
Absolutely terrible, my uncle gave me a shet willy
Ewwwwww