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Kyle is the type of guy to shotgun 3 monster energy cans and not be fazed
“Kyle how are you not jumping off the walls right now”
“Because it runs through my veins”
A guy who decorates his room with monster energy
You “Kyle is the guy who rides dirt bikes”
Me “oh yeah, Kyle decorates his room with monster”
Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.
He is the sexiest thing alive. Usually friends with kids with the names of jett and Joey. They both wanna fuck Kyle, but he resists for another kid by the name of sienna Simon.
Kyle is so hot I wish I could fuck his 69 inch dick
a fucking bitch ass hoe. He will get nowhere in his fucking life. Bop of the century
“kyle is a fucking hoe”