destruction of cats

Destruction of cats are a group of delinquent vandals who call themselves 'artists'. They spray painted sexually graphic images of cats on my business, a pet shop for godsakes. They are troublemakers and a testament to the scourge we call youth today. I tracked them back to their facebook page by their name, so if you find them on there, please consider doing your civic duty and report these criminals so we can get them off the internet and way from the impressionable minds of our societies future.

Screw Destruction of Cats.

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Love Cat

A cute, adorable girl, who is like a cute cat you just want to squeeze! And you love.

"Oh you're my little love cat baby"

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gay cat

A cat who expresses gay like qualities

Simba is quite the gay cat!

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Cat Skull

A sexual move where two males (preferably homeless or train-hoppers) simultaneously ejaculate on a the face of someone who is celebrating his/her birthday. The two males then draw whiskers on the face of the receiver and use the ejaculate as hair gel to make cat ears.

My friend's sister came to a party once with two friends. Apparently, all three of them are train-hoppers. They proceeded to give a friend a cat skull for his birthday, ate all of his birthday cake (with their hands) and left dirty hand prints all over the walls.

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bongo cat

the most wholesome little boi in the universe

1:have you seen the new bongo cat meme
2:ye its so wholesome I love him

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cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be

The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.

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Play with the cat

A code phrase/name for smoking marijuana or being high that originated in Northern Virginia. The word "cat" be modified to use in many different ways as a noun, verb, or adjective. See example sentences for guidance.

I'm going to go play with the cat.

Yo, I'm so catty right now.

I have some dank cat treats to share.

Do you want to cat?

Can I buy some cats?

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