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When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.
My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.
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A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
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The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.
Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.
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Used to describe a really hot girl, that no-one has a chance with unless they're a fit male swedish model
boy 1: gosh u see that girl there, shes so hot
boy 2: na m8 u aint got a chance wiv her, shes a fart piece
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A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.
Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!
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The gas expelled by a fart into an area so repulsive smelling that the fart ironically makes the place smell more pleasant. Typically used as a deodorizer in bathrooms after someone takes a particularly nasty dump.
Shit, this bathroom stinks. I'm about to bust open the fart-freshener up in this bitch!
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There are already several definitions for this term on here, but all of them are wrong.
I think people must be confusing "hard fart" with "dense fart", and those terms are not the same thing.
A "hard fart" or "hard gas" is a medical term, something you might tell your doctor or your doctor may ask you about. A hard fart is a painful fart that sometimes has to be squeezed out to relieve pressure in the bowels as a result of constipation. You will discuss this with your doctor as a symptom of constipation. Usually, there is no defecation associated with a hard fart because of an underlying constipation issue. Sometimes a small amount of solid particles or "fecal debris" may pass along with this fart leaving skid marks, but this is not the same as a "shart".
Conversely, a "dense fart" comes about as a result of a diarrhea issue, usually a precursor to blowing mud. Hard farts are a precursor to having a painful, dry bowel movement sometime (often days) later.
Doctor: "How often do you have bowel movements?"
Patient: "About every 4-5 days, but I have a lot of hard farts for a few days prior to having a BM."
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