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Hard Fart

There are already several definitions for this term on here, but all of them are wrong.

I think people must be confusing "hard fart" with "dense fart", and those terms are not the same thing.

A "hard fart" or "hard gas" is a medical term, something you might tell your doctor or your doctor may ask you about. A hard fart is a painful fart that sometimes has to be squeezed out to relieve pressure in the bowels as a result of constipation. You will discuss this with your doctor as a symptom of constipation. Usually, there is no defecation associated with a hard fart because of an underlying constipation issue. Sometimes a small amount of solid particles or "fecal debris" may pass along with this fart leaving skid marks, but this is not the same as a "shart".

Conversely, a "dense fart" comes about as a result of a diarrhea issue, usually a precursor to blowing mud. Hard farts are a precursor to having a painful, dry bowel movement sometime (often days) later.

Doctor: "How often do you have bowel movements?"
Patient: "About every 4-5 days, but I have a lot of hard farts for a few days prior to having a BM."

by Trumplodyte November 15, 2019


fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

by bopkes June 23, 2009


Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.

*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!

by tilly tilly May 12, 2014


fart-freshener

The gas expelled by a fart into an area so repulsive smelling that the fart ironically makes the place smell more pleasant. Typically used as a deodorizer in bathrooms after someone takes a particularly nasty dump.

Shit, this bathroom stinks. I'm about to bust open the fart-freshener up in this bitch!

by Murder Mike April 17, 2011


Fart Stank

When a fart is so potent and strong in smell, it leaves a permanent odor on whatever you farted on.

My bed has fart stank from the day I ate a 5 bean burrito, and let off the mother of all farts that night in my bed.

by MeowNugget February 27, 2015


Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019


fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.

'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014