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"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.
Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.
some may refer to him as the door gremlin
don't mess with peter pubert, he'll take your doors
To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.
Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.
Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.
2 - Two blokes are playing golf.
Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
Peter Albertson is the definition of a unit. This man is sexy and outgoing and will take any risk. This man is not afraid to lose and will come out on top. Peter Albertson, might as well be god himself.
Someday I want to be like Peter Albertson
This man is so cold that he can make a group of girls in leeds surround him and tell him to fuck off. His main source of income is gettin his bollocs out on of with his boo. His penis has the shaft of a black man and the size of a tie lady boys but also quite efficient.
Group of girls: omfg its peter woodbridge get him gone
Making plans and hyping up an event and then not following up with the plan.
Why isn't he at training today? Guess he pulled a Peter. Pulling a peter