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Someone who is cold regardless of temperature around them.
Cindi was cold when the heater was turned up to 90, what a froze ass.
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A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
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After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.
You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"
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A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".
The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.
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When one man (or lady with strap-on) has three or more naked women stacked up and willing to take it doggystyle in successive turns by the one man (or lady with strap-on). The result of their positioning, lying on top of one-another, forms a stack of asses known as an ass-stack.
"I had 5 girls, naked and willing, in an ass-stack" he said.
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When you are having sex with a girl she farts.
"We were having sex and she farted. It was a bad case of Tuna Ass."
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total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve
My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
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