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When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.
"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"
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Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
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When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
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when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"
That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)
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n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
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A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.
Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
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tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby
dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole
man are you threatening me
yes man you better back off
ok man I get you
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