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The sidebar has disappeared in the new layout, :O.
It is now below the video and has no official name :'(.
Popular youtubers Charles Trippy and Alli Speed have called it the sub bar while the shaytards are saying links in my pants :D
Us one of this to be epic...
Charles: the link is in the sidebar, wait there is no sidebar :(
Alli: Call it the sub bar.
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Shay: haha i just seen a tweet and someone called it the pants bar so i'm stealing it >:)
The new youtube side bar
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When you fuck someone in the butt and it causes them to take a huge shit thats like a foot long and dark dark brown with cum on the inside of it.
I was banging my girl and i gave her a cream filled hershey bar.
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get better at whatever it is you're doing.
Jeff did an ollie off a ledge and his friends said, "get your bars up bro."
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(Simile) Bleeding excessively.
This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!
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A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
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On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.
That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie
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The girl that goes to bars every night with her gay boy friends. She's usually wearing form fitting jeans. Not too upscale. But, competition for men's attention is fierce (bisexuals, turning men straight) and she should still flaunt her feminine figure. Although, manly-men are typically afraid of the glitter-clad posse, and she has no luck.
You see this gorgeous girl at bars surrounded by all her even more gorgeous boy friends. Being a knowledgeable bro, you warn your fellow bros to steer clear of the bar star fag hag. You won't be getting into her pants tonight.
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