Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.

YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.

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bum scooty

1. Shaking your booty (dancing)
2. Awesome
3. Ridiculous

1. (At a club) "I am diggin' that chick's bum scooty!"
2. "The new Adam Sandler film is totally bum scooty!"
3. "I can't believe you got fired for being late once. That is frickin' bum scooty."

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Bum Lord

Someone who is lazy and never wants to do anything. One who has no plans in life is a "Bum Lord."

My friends always want to play video games and never go outside, they are all a bunch of Bum Lords

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bum puppies

another way to describe human faeces and or defecating.

"im just going to drop off/give birth to some bum puppies"

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Bum friend

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

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bum tap

To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.

Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"

Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.

The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.

Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"

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Bum Crayon

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.

I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!

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