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When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”
A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.
Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."
A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.
You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.
Extra long humping session when missed a few booty calls.
I havnt seen my ho in a few days so we had a extended booty call.
when you hit the end button twice on your cell phone to make sure that the caller is disconnected.
"You'd better "double-red that call" before you start talking about what a loser the person on the other end was."
They’re an amazing person and they should not die
Crocs that are called iris are just shoes with a name btw
to invoke a over bearing attitude from a mere normal conversation that causes uneasiness,hostility, and wanting of leave from the conversation itself
hey dude you don't have to get all call center serious when i don't know how to use this program man
When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.
I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.