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Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"
We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.
A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".
1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?
Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.
Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
A motherfuckin 9 year old that paid to get DC and AA’ed raddleton
He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool
Hey look, it’s The AA’er DC captain let’s go fuck that bitch up.
Bet his mom is sucking his dick
A guy who fucks fat white girls.
Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.