an awesome guy that gets a 10/10 on time management in art. also has eyeliner for men. guyliner. and is a captain of all things dirty. captain. captain guyliner.
"Yo did you see that guy walk past?"
"Yeah that was Captain Guyliner."
mainly the most awesome thing in the world but more frequently known as tom.
yo did you go to space like my boi tom?!?!? hes a space gunner captain bro
A man who can't help but shit himself
Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!
Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!
A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in
Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"
A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.
Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.
A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."