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Fucking a person in their Colostomy bag hole.
That guy had a third input, so I gave him a Columbus Side Car.
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A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex
Me: "Where can I park it?"
Woman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"
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When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".
The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D
Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..
Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"
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A vehicle commonly used for "trolling" or picking up potential date rape victims. A date rape car should be a large, rear wheel drive American sedan with a bench seat in the front and rear. If at all possible the passenger side power window should be operational. The best way to utilize a date rape car is to pull up next to a casual aquantance and offer them a ride in a somewhat asserive manner.
1983 Ford LTD Crown Victoria aka Date Rape Car pulls up quickly at a bus stop with a potential victim waiting for a bus.
Driver- "get in the CAR!"
Victim-"Hey, aren't you John?"
Driver-"No that's not me, now get in the CAR. Get in!!!"
Victim walks away, car peels away from bus stop with the driver shouting " just get in, it's dark out, I'll give you a ride to the mall..."
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Padiddle, a game played when driving at night with a group of people. Someone sees a car with a headlight out and calls "Padiddle!!" Then gets to choose someone in the car that had to remove a piece of clothing.
The headlight car game. Padiddle, Sara take off your shirt!
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After engaging in sexual intercourse the male takes his penis still with the fluids on, and wipes it on the partners face. This making her look like she has been through a car wash.
I car washed that bitch last night.
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A game that is played in a car in which the object is to spot a yellow car, yell "Yellow Car", and the last person to hit the roof with their hand must remove an article of clothing.
Rules:
1.) Your occupied car must be started and traveling.
2.) Service vehicles do not count as yellow cars
ex. buses, taxis, tow trucks, ect.
3.) Socks, shoes, and hats do not count as clothing.
4.) The game begins when the car is started and ends when the car is parked and shut off.
5.) In the situation that someone falsey calls a yellow car and hits the roof the person must strip down bare.
6.) A car can only be called once. Calling the same car will be considered a "false call"
7.) The person who must remove an article of clothing has the choice of which article to remove.
Person 1: "YELLOW CAR!!" (hits roof)
Person 2 & 3: (Hits roof)
Person 4: "DAMN!!"
Person 1: "Lose the pants."
Person 4: "Damn Yellow Car Game."
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