Random
Source Code
Random
November 6th
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
A redneck who relies on welfare checks, who you can find at the beginning of each month buying out Walmarts entire supply of beer, cheeto puffs, and mountain dew.
John: "I guess we won't be buying cheeto puffs today. That woman in the motorized shopping cart bought them all!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked
"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "
Absolute Chad who is nothing but a great friend and will always be someone to rely on.
“What an absolute Check Keeper”
golf bro slang for taking a piss in the woods
"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"
*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
i pulled a reality check on him.
When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."