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When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises
Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.
used to describe someone who is constantly text messaging their friends.
I was out with Bill and the whole night he kept finger talking with his girlfriend.
Scotch Finger has traditionally been considered the biscuit to have with a 'cuppa' and is ideal to break and dunk. The biscuit has a lovely melt-in-the-mouth texture, which is the result of bakers using a combination of butter, eggs, condensed milk and a special soft flour.
Would you care for a Scotch Finger?
Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.
Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."
A girl who lets herself get fingered very easily.
Joe: I'm so horny.
Rick: Date that girl over there, shes a finger tramp.
Joe: How do you know?
Rick: I fingered her on the first date.
When you stick yo finger up some jungle pussy
“so you gon stick yo finger in my jungle”
“yeah”
“yeah aight”
“i like that jungle finger”
The Frederick Fingers have really been running rampant recently.