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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !

jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.

by michael foolsley May 30, 2022


Half Blood Prints

Notes, highlighting, or underlining from a past reader that is found in a library book or a used textbook and helps the current reader. Like the helpful notes Harry Potter finds in his Potions textbook in the sixth book/movie.

"Man, taking notes last night took forever!"

"Not for me. I got some half blood prints up in this copy of Grapes of Wrath. Everything I needed was already highlighted."

by Watershipstem of a Down March 11, 2012


Half-Ass Holiday

January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.

I can’t believe they actually celebrate this half-ass holiday every year!?

by iNerdia Entertainment November 11, 2018


half fucked mango

A person that is short , blonde and a cunt

Yeah jade she’s abit of a half fucked mango

by Half fucked mango February 19, 2018


Progressive Half-Culture

Invented for those who feel that they have been judged by history, or at least that they are falling, but who still strut in front of their peers as if they were an interior elite.
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno

Rappers and theories on black pharohs are examples of progressive half-culture.

by Filthy Schmuck August 23, 2020


Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie July 17, 2013


half upside down

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019