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A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.
Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.
A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.
Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris
Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.
"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."
a euphemism for masturbation.
my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!
Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.
"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."
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reminds me of duplicity and it's the hottest harry styles era
frat boy harry is so hot
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Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*
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