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hows it going on mah dude
its going well matters batters
when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.
joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works
joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu
Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.
We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance
well… how do you do it?
-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?
How the hell you spell showfer?
Chauffeur
Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!
GOoOoOoOoD DAMN! GOD DAMN! HOOOLY SHIT! He clapped him!
Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."