Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.

SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.

there was a band car day

a phrase which could be used in american accent in haste if you want to ask your indian servant or friend to close the door.. related -> there was a cold day

ashley: karan, there was a band car day!(spoken spontaneously)
karan: aray tumko hindi ati hai.. (hindi for "hey you know how to speak in hindi.")

Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.

Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

band nerd

A kid in the school band who is a try hard. They're always in the band room, where it is their second home. He/she is always first chair in the state band and tends to be the Teacher's pet.

Kid: Oh yeah did you hear? Julian, Steven, Jiayao, Luisa got first chair again

Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.

Band Nerds

Nerds who are commonly known for blowing. (IE. Trumpets, ect.)

"Haha, dude, my girl's one of those band nerds!"

Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).

Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(

Band camped

boned in a game of cards. Left in the dust.
Inspired from the movie “American Pie”

Jonas: dude I just lost my savings gambling in Vegas.

Amanda: Dude you got band camped!