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1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..
2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"
"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"
2) "how was your first date with mike?"
"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
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When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.
Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.
When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?
No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
a date is when you eat food with a person
dude 1"hey ive been on heaps of dates"
dude 2"since when you fridget"
dude 1"i saw this definition on urban dictionary that a date is when you eat food with a person"
song starts playing *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
if youse dont get this reference imma be cut
When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).
person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”