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My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
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n-Jack bag-a military issued sleeping bag that deployed soldiers sleep in and masturbate in before going to sleep at night thinking about their bitch back home or due to the absence of woman. THis sleeping bag can become very foul throughout the course of a deployment. So be weary next time you shop for a used sleeping bag at the Army surplus store.
Friend #1: "Hey if we are going camping I need to borrow a sleeping bag"
Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"
Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"
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Jack and Jill is (1) a black preppy clothing brand (2) a very, very old organization founded in the 1930's, for black upper class children, to really network with each other and meet each other through different chapters around the country, and was founded by seven black women.
Most prominent blacks in America have their children enrolled in Jack and Jill because it teaches them about their black identity. Jack and Jillers wear Jack and Jill clothing.
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Nothing. Used to describe what a person is incapable of doing or what a person has no clue about either by learning or experience.
Broadly equivalent to Jack Shit, Diddly Squat, etc.
Guy1: I know that Obama is a communist and a muslim. He is also not a citizen.
Guy2: Yeah, what's your name?
Guy1: Jack
Guy2: Yea, Jack. Don't know Jack.
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To commit forcible theft of sperm.
After Jane handcuffed John to the bed she preceded to jack him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
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To grab the hard, erect penis and rub it in a firm motion up and down until it turns red and is towards the point of ejaculation.
I haven't jacked-off in a while. So I'm gonna make up for loss time and jack-off for 18 minutes straight.
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1. Incrase sharply
2. Inject illegal drugs
3. Raise a car to be able to do mechanical work
1. Jack up the oil prices
2. Jack up heroin four times a day
3. Jack up the car and change the tyre
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