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kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

by t bear September 27, 2005

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National kick a ginger day

Nov 20 is the national kick a ginger day on the United States. So go out and find your favorite and show him some love

National kick a ginger day i will kick a ginger

by Pussysalpper84 November 20, 2019

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whatever "shits your kicks"

Whatever "makes you smile/happy"

Person A: I'm thinking about dying my hair light orange...
Person B: Hey, whatever "shits your kicks"!

by Ima90sbb June 19, 2009

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National kick Tyler day

On October 5 you can take someone named Tyler

National kick Tyler day then you can kick a person named Tyler

by National kick Tyler day October 2, 2020

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The real kick a ginger day

The real kick a ginger day is the 21st of October as kids won't be in school on the 20th so we have changed it so we can kick them on school

Oh yey it's the real kick a ginger day today

by Noob Master 69420 October 4, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


i will kick you in the spine!

say this to anyone you hate.
then do it.
as hard as you can.
to make them in pain.
and see them suffer.
and spit in thier mouth as they are rolling on the floor in aggony.
then smack them in the throat as hard as you can so you can watch them cry.
laugh at them and make sure they wish they were dead.

really nice person: hey i havent seen you in ages!

reallyy cool, horrible person: i dont care, i hope you die.

really nice person: ah im sure you dont mean that!

really cool, horrible person: fuck off, i hate you. (spits in his face)

really nice person: i cant belive this. why do you hate me so much? i thought we were best friends? remember?

really cool, horrible person: fuck off or i will kick you in the spine!

really nice person: i only want to catch up with you! i havent seen you in ages!

really cool, horrible person: you are an idiot and i hope your family dies. (kicks him in the spine as hard as he can and sends him to the floor screaming for help. he spits in his mouth as he screams for help and is sick all over his face whilst he is lying on the floor in pain!:D)

really cool , horrible person: YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I LOVE TO SEE YOU IN PAIN! I HOPE ALL YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED AND I WISH YOUU WERE DEAD!

really nice person: (crying and rolling around on the floor)
please! please dont hurt me! i was only trying to be nice!

really cool, horrible person: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN LIVE! (he bends down and smacks the guy in the throat and watches him cry)

really nice person: please! stop it! ill do anything!

really cool, horrible person: NO! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS ANIMAL AND AN INSULT TO THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD PRAY TO DIE BECAUSE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!

by edward excerault October 13, 2007

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my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010

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