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Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.
Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.
Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.
You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.
When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.
Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))
"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"
When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!