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Open Mouth Breather - An individual that breathes through their mouth when not exerted. The individual appears to be, and ususally is, perpetually confused, not very bright, an idiot.
You see someone from Wisconsin driving along. As you pass them you see their profile and their mouth is wide open, an Open Mouth Breather. Although they are looking straight ahead, they don't see traffic stopping and slam their brakes on at the last moment. This is an example of an OMB (Open Mouth Breather)
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When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.
Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!
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During oral sex, an ejaculation into a woman's mouth that's so powerful that it leaks out from the sides. Similar to Mount Saint Helens.
This chick was sucking me off last night, and I totally pulled a Mouth Saint Helens on her. I think some of it even came out her nose.
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The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.
(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"
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A bragging statement after you do something spectacular which is meant to be answered with dumbfounded silence.
Bruce and his beerpong partner Sally were losing 9 cups to 0. Suddenly, they proceeded to hit 10 cups in a row to steal the victory and Bruce exclaimed, "Where's your mouth?" Their opponents shook their heads and Bruce and Sally embraced.
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My mom sayd that there is a cock in my mouth.
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braggin and talkin shit you cant back up, if you run your mouth you'll most likely end up being beaten for it
damn dat fuck up been rollin his mouth again, ima fuck dat nigga up
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