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My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch
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When a firefighter sees a house burning he realizes there is only one way to stop it. He calls his wife and has her suck him off so his huge load can extinguish the fire
This is the Cheif! Get my wife here ASAP, we got a structure fire!
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an insult to a guy with red hair
shut up you fire slit u have red ahir
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a insult to a guy with red hair
shut up fire clit you have red hair
( aleshia c., Matt m. )
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when a girl get through having sex in the bootie and she farts on a fire to put it out.
god, my girlfriend gives a mean fire extinguisher.
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When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.
"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."
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the mark of the multi colored swat team, so you know where they have struck, for their sign instils fear into pink cookies everywhere,
also known as a mushroom stamp
person1 "MOM, my goddam brother fire branded me again"
Person2 "No he didn't, he did it to himself"
Mom: Argh, fuck you
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