its so long

A term used to describe a mans genatelas

wow babay thats so long
How long is it
Its so long

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You're so "Aco"

Rather than saying something like "Shame On You!"

This was coined after an incident on the Y!PP Forums after a player "Aco" scammed a newer player out of a quite rare item for a low sum of money.

That was a terrible thing to do, You're so "Aco"

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Because I Said So

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

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so do u lift

Lift what?

weights you moron

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Cirque Du So-Gay

Any one of a number of Las Vegas shows performed by French Canadians acrobats. Heterosexual males will be transformed into homosexuals by attending just one such show.

After forcing him to accompany her to Cirque Du So-Gay, Fred's wife was surprised when he dumped her in favor of an old hockey goalie.

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Murda on the beat so it's not nice

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!

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i worked so hard

When you work so so very hard in life, and people tend to not give a shit. Therefore giving you a small pay after you barely killed yourself for them..

Man: Alright it's time for your payment, here 50¢

Another Man: OH COME THIS ISN'T RIGHT I worked so hard

Man:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HAIR IN MY MEALS