Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

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Jerimiah The purple eater

The act of two buff, gangster, black men having sex.

Man I saw Curtis and Antwone Jerimiah the purple eater on the floor!

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Fried Purple Banana

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while the guy's dick is covered in grape jelly. She can also put topping on it if she wants to like nuts, mini chocolate chips, or even cut up fruit!

Melissa was sucking Nick's fried purple banana. Nick was in so much pleasure that he cummed all over Melissa's face.

Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.

A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.

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purple headed deicas

when a girl giving a hand job squeezes to hard

nick got the fatal purple headed deicas

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purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

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Purple Butthole Syndrome

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.

Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?

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purple headed throbber

A raging hard-on...ready to explode

She rode me until she climbed off my purple headed throbber and it spayed all over her face

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