Kiwi Shot

Before i explain what i kiwi shot itself is i must first say that Kiwi is a brand of shoe polish.

a kiwi shot is called such because of the brand of shoe polish that is used and a kiwi shot is when you kick someone in the ass so hard they can taste the polish on your boots.

He insulted me so i gave the guy a Kiwi Shot.

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shot to the curb

Slamming dope for so long that you are most likely to be found strung out in the gutter.

Vanessa has been shooting up five times a day for five years. She is shot to the curb, for sure!

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Seahawk Shot

A seahawk shot is a picture of a dude's junk that he took with his cell phone and sent unsolicited to a chick.

Did you see Brett Favre sent a seahawk shot to Jen Sterger?

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Shock shot

When a horror film quickly jump cuts to a close up, usually paired with a large sound.

I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.

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Slammer Shots

Mug Shots - derogatory reference to Glamour Shots

After they were arrested for their Crest WhiteStrips heist, you'd think they would have flashed their pearly whites for their Slammer Shots.

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croc-shot

what brett favre sent to jen sturger.

hey man, i'm totally gonna croc-shot luanne!

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Gunk Shot

When you are having sex with a women. Pull out, nut in your hand, back up and try to shot the jizz into the vagina from a 3 point distance

The wife is mad because I tried a gunk shot on her last night.

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