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sweet as hell. and for once they're comming to jacksonville.... bas ass
i got the mic and you got the mosh pit
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a kick ass band that is the best ever besides some other ones! cough
yeah so i saw them at warped and the crowd was crazy i was like woohoo and then i lost my shoe.
taking back sunday has cool songs like ghost man on third and timberwolves at new jersey.
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code term used for smoking marijuana
hey guys we should be taking over the world right now!
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bitches swear they're straight until Eula from genshin impact spoke. bitch is me. just say this in a crowd and the eula nation will arise.
Eula: It takes two to tango, shall we?
Amber: uh............ HUH?????? (GAY PANICS)
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To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
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What a man says when he acts like he really be doing everything by going to work and paying a bill or two but actually don't take care of a damn thing at home including his woman, fixing shit, yard work or chores. He actually don't take care of home at all. He just feels that way.
Why u trippin?? I take care of home don't I???
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fucking your partner's asshole with your big toe
She was taking the piggie to market and I came everywhere!
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