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A small SUNY school in the heart of Plattsburgh, NY, a small north country town on Lake Champlain about 20 minutes away from the border (and a really "awesome" bar called The Rocket, where you can get some coke with that Molson). Nearly every student enrolled, except for the copious amounts of Japanese exchange students, had Plattsburgh as about number six on their list of schools they wished to attend. Then, they either got lazy or didn't get into any other school they applied to. So they came to Plattsburgh State University becuase if you could write your name on the application you were in. This led to the massive influx of freshmen in the fall of 06, leading to really lame parties and no parking spaces for anyone. In past years, it was actually really fun. Then all the fun people left. Over the years, it has gotten progressively lamer. When students get really bored of the lameness, they take a trip to Montreal and realize how shitty their life is. This is usually compensated for by heavily drinking at least 5 days out of the week and smoking ones self stupid, then going downtown to get Pizza Bonos. Homework is rarely done, not because of laziness, but because this is Plattsburgh.
for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.
One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.
Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.
If you go here, you know and love poutine.
Hey, what do you want to do on this fine, freezing cold August day at Plattsburgh State University ?
I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!
Awesome! me too!
Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!
Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.
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A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles
I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.
I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.
I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
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A book by Douglas Adams. Main characters inclued Ford Prefect, Authur Dent, Marvin the depressed robot, Trillian McMillan, and Zaphod Beeblebrox. Soon to be a movie. The answer to Life the Universr and everything was found to be 42 by Deep Thought. The question is thought to be "What is 6X7?", but unfortunately the computer designed to formulate the question was destroyed by Vogons for an interstellar highway. Also a FAQ game that is supposed to be stupid beyond belief.
From the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy that has 6 books.
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a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.
Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.
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A marginal research university that publishes man-made climate change denial research that is unsupported by mainstream institutions.
First used by Australian journalist Annabel Crabb on ABC's "Insiders" program in response to climate skeptic Andrew Bolt. Quoted in Hansard minutes of Australian Senate, Nov 2009.
That sounds like another factoid you picked from East Bumcrack University to support your climate change skeptic arguments
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a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.
Bob Jones University is a fascist school.
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A large urban research university located in downtown Atlanta, Georgia with a secondary campus in Alpharetta. Georgia State consists of over 30,000 undergraduate and graduate students, and is renowned globally for its J. Mack Robinson College of Business, the College of Law, and College of Arts and Sciences, among others. Georgia State has traditionally been known as a commuter school with many students taking night classes, but more recently has become a destination university for students fresh out of high school. Georgia State is moving towards a more traditional campus feel. This effort is helped by the recent construction of dorms and the new football program.
Hey, where are you going to college?" "I'm going to Georgia State University." "Cool, I heard they're starting a new football program." "Yeah, I'm going to be in the marching band. I'm really excited."
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