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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.

sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2015


knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.

Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.

by ppwned May 14, 2021


Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022


Steel plate door

My birthday wish for unit 314 246 westwood since the police broke my front door using m4s butts to open my door over 100 times ripping the original doors locks out of my frontdoor altering the residence as landlord with photos.
Breaking the oven glass with my face and leaving the glass broken. Leaving a bullethole in my window and two dressers missing the drawers fronts.

A steel plate door slides into the wall and locks like a vault door with a triple lock into the frame one behind two on the front.

Instead of a steel plate door i have 2 8 foot steel bed lift arms braced against the walls in a crossbrace to lock my front door. It locks with 100,000 lbs when i lever it right. I dont need a steel plate door but might invest in cutting the crossbrace to lock top and bottom with one of the bedframe doors and cut the second one to create a triangular locking brace on the door and use a rope ladder to enter and exit.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023


door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.

As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.

by QuacksO December 4, 2020


Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.

There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.

by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020


Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.

I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door

by Ryan America March 29, 2024